The AntiSlop

A comprehensive AI writing pattern detector and fixer. Combines patterns from Wikipedia's Signs of AI Writing with advanced structural detection and an editor mode that actually fixes problems.

The 30-Second Test

The Horoscope Test:

"Could anyone have written this, for anyone?"

If yes, it's slop. Like a horoscope -- technically applicable to everyone, resonant with no one.

What fails:

• Vague claims without specific examples
• Advice that applies universally without context
• Content missing the author's distinct perspective
• Writing that could have any byline

What passes:

• Specific tools, dates, outcomes mentioned
• Personal observations grounded in experience
• Opinions that not everyone would agree with
• Details only this author would know

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Usage

/antislop

[paste your text here]

Or ask Claude to check text directly:

Please run antislop on this: [your text]

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How It Works

1. Run the Horoscope Test - Could anyone have written this for anyone?
2. Scan for patterns - 45+ known AI tells across 6 categories
3. Calculate slop score - Tiered severity with quantifiable scoring
4. Apply fixes - Editor mode rewrites problems, not just flags them
5. Report changes - Before/after for every fix applied

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Detection Patterns (35+)

Tier 1: Almost Always AI (Remove Immediately)

These phrases are so strongly associated with AI that their presence alone suggests unedited output.

Pattern	Example	Fix
Delve	"Let's delve into..."	Remove or replace with direct statement
Game-changer	"This game-changing approach..."	Describe the actual impact
Revolutionary	"A revolutionary new method..."	State what it actually does
Unlock potential	"Unlock your potential..."	Remove entirely
Leverage (as verb)	"Leverage these insights..."	"Use"
It's worth noting	"It's worth noting that..."	Just state the thing
Moreover/Furthermore	"Moreover, this approach..."	Remove or use "Also"
Today's digital landscape	"In today's digital landscape..."	Remove
Cutting-edge	"Cutting-edge solutions..."	Remove
Pivotal moment	"Marking a pivotal moment in..."	State what happened
Tapestry (abstract)	"A rich tapestry of influences..."	Remove or be specific
Intricate/intricacies	"The intricacies of..."	"Details of" or remove
Showcase (as verb)	"Showcasing their commitment..."	"Shows" or describe what happened
Vibrant	"A vibrant community of..."	Remove or use specific detail
Interplay	"The interplay between X and Y..."	"How X and Y affect each other"
Garner	"Garnering attention from..."	"Got attention from" or be specific
Align with	"Aligning with broader trends..."	State the actual relationship

Research evidence:

• Finnish study (56,878 essays): "delve" usage increased 10.45x post-ChatGPT
• Georgia Tech (168.3M articles): "delve" went from 0.31 to 7.9 per 1,000 papers in Q1 2024
• Biomedical study: co-usage of "delve," "realm," "underscore" increased up to 85x in 2023-2024

Tier 2: Suspicious When Repeated

Problematic when overused or clustered.

Pattern	Example	Fix
Here's the thing	Used repeatedly	Keep first, vary subsequent
At the end of the day	"At the end of the day..."	Remove
The bottom line	"The bottom line is..."	Just state it
Let's dive in	"Without further ado, let's dive in"	Remove
Comprehensive and thorough	Paired adjectives	Pick one
Simple and straightforward	Paired adjectives	Pick one
In this post, we'll cover	Template opening	Remove
By the end of this article	Promise opener	Remove

Tier 3: Watch for Clusters

Fine individually, problematic together.

Pattern	Example	Fix
However/But	Every paragraph starts this way	Vary transitions
Firstly/Secondly/Thirdly	Enumerated points	Use natural flow
Moving forward	"Moving forward, we'll..."	Remove
Robust/Seamless/Scalable	Corporate buzzwords	Use specific terms
Stakeholder	"Key stakeholders..."	Name them or say "people"

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Content Patterns

#	Pattern	Before	After
1	Significance inflation	"marking a pivotal moment in the evolution of..."	"was established in 1989 to collect statistics"
2	Notability name-dropping	"cited in NYT, BBC, FT, and The Hindu"	"In a 2024 NYT interview, she argued..."
3	Superficial -ing analyses	"symbolizing... reflecting... showcasing..."	Remove or expand with actual sources
4	Promotional language	"nestled within the breathtaking region"	"is a town in the Gonder region"
5	Vague attributions	"Experts believe it plays a crucial role"	"according to a 2019 survey by..."
6	Formulaic challenges	"Despite challenges... continues to thrive"	Specific facts about actual challenges
7	Outline-like conclusions	"Challenges" section ending with optimistic outlook	Remove or replace with actual analysis

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Language Patterns

#	Pattern	Before	After
7	Copula avoidance	"serves as... features... boasts..."	"is... has..."
8	Negative parallelisms	"It's not just X, it's Y"	State the point directly
9	Rule of three	"innovation, inspiration, and insights"	Use natural number of items
10	Synonym cycling	"protagonist... main character... central figure..."	"protagonist" (repeat when clearest)
11	False ranges	"from the Big Bang to dark matter"	List topics directly
12	Clinical formality	"individuals" / "utilize" / "implement"	"people" / "use" / "do"

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Style Patterns

#	Pattern	Before	After
13	Em dash overuse	"institutions--not the people--yet this continues--"	Use commas or periods
14	Boldface overuse	"OKRs, KPIs, BMC"	"OKRs, KPIs, BMC"
15	Emoji headers	"Target Goal / Lightbulb Key Insight / Check Action Item"	Remove emojis
16	Title Case Headings	"Strategic Negotiations And Partnerships"	"Strategic negotiations and partnerships"
17	List addiction	Everything becomes bullets	Convert to prose where appropriate
18	Curly quotes	Use straight quotes consistently
19	Unnecessary tables	3-row table that should be a sentence	Convert to prose

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Structural Patterns (Critical)

These bypass phrase-based detection but are major tells.

Staccato Fragment Spam

Three or more consecutive short declarative sentences stating facts in parallel structure. AI's version of bullets pretending to be prose.

Before:

The model is impressive. Complex code ships fast. Documentation writes itself. Problems get solved quickly.

After:

The model is impressive -- complex code ships in a single session, documentation practically writes itself, and problems that would have taken a weekend now take an afternoon.

Detection rule: 3+ consecutive sentences that are all under 10 words, all declarative, following parallel structure, and could be bullet points.

Sentence Uniformity

Every sentence 10-15 words. Short. Punchy. Exhausting.

Real writing has rhythm -- mix 5-word sentences for impact with 25-word sentences that explore implications.

Comparator Sentences

Before:

This isn't theoretical. It's practical. This isn't a feature. It's a philosophy. It's not about X. It's about Y.

After:

Here's how it works in practice: [Just state what it is]

AI loves this rhetorical pattern. It sounds punchy but wastes words telling you what something isn't.

Over-Balanced Sections

Every section same length. All paragraphs 3-4 sentences. AI doesn't have opinions, so it gives balanced coverage to everything. Real writing reflects priorities.

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Communication Patterns

#	Pattern	Before	After
18	Chatbot artifacts	"I hope this helps! Let me know if..."	Remove entirely
19	Cutoff disclaimers	"While details are limited in available sources..."	Find sources or remove
20	Sycophantic tone	"Great question! You're absolutely right!"	Respond directly
21	Flattery sandwiches	"While traditional methods have merit, modern approaches offer..."	State your actual position

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Advanced Structural Tells

Manufactured Personality

AI trying to sound human but coming across as performative:

Before:

Five services. Five tabs. Five headaches. That got old fast. So I built an MCP server that unifies all of them.

After:

I use five different services for my workflow. They're solid platforms, but like most SaaS tools, each means another dashboard, another set of menus to navigate, another context switch.

No manufactured punch. No snark. Just describes the situation.

Self-Promotional Framing

Content positioning author's accomplishments as the headline instead of reader's transformation.

Before:

I shipped 11 projects over the holidays. Here's what I learned.

After:

Most developers aren't aware that [observation about the reader's situation]. Here's what's changing...

The author's experience is evidence, not the story.

Explanatory Header Templates

Headers that promise insight but deliver template structure:

• "Why This Actually Works"
• "What This Means For You"
• "The Real Reason..."
• "Here's What's Really Going On"

Fix: Replace with descriptive headers that summarize the actual content.

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Filler and Hedging

#	Pattern	Before	After
22	Filler phrases	"In order to" / "Due to the fact that"	"To" / "Because"
23	Excessive hedging	"could potentially possibly"	"may"
24	Generic conclusions	"The future looks bright"	Specific plans or facts

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Scoring System

Pattern Type	Points
Each Tier 1 phrase	+3
Each Tier 2 phrase (repeated)	+2
Tier 3 cluster (3+ in section)	+2
Failed horoscope test	+5
Staccato fragment spam (per instance)	+4
Sentence uniformity detected	+3
Comparator sentences (per instance)	+2
Manufactured personality	+4
Self-promotional framing	+5
Template headers (per instance)	+2

Score interpretation:

• 0-5: Low risk (minor edits)
• 6-12: Medium risk (significant editing required)
• 13+: High risk (likely unedited AI output)

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Editor Mode (Default)

This skill is an editor, not a critic. After detection:

1. Apply all fixes directly using the Edit tool
2. Report changes made with before/after examples
3. Save the cleaned file in place

Fix priority:

1. Remove all Tier 1 phrases
2. Deduplicate Tier 2 phrases (keep first, vary subsequent)
3. Break up staccato fragments (combine with em-dashes, commas, conjunctions)
4. Fix comparator sentences (just state what it is)
5. Vary sentence lengths where uniformity detected

To audit without editing, explicitly request "audit only."

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Output Format

## AntiSlop Report

**Horoscope Test:** [PASS/FAIL] - [reason]
**Slop Score:** [X] → [Y] - [Risk Level]

### Fixes Applied

| Location | Before | After |
|----------|--------|-------|
| Line 3 | "Let's delve into the details" | "Here are the details" |
| Line 15 | "Game-changing approach" | "Different approach" |

### Remaining Considerations
- [Any issues requiring human judgment]

### The Core Principle
Your voice is in the specificity, the opinions, the rough edges, and the rhythm. Protect those.

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Full Example

Before (AI-sounding):

Great question! Here is an essay on this topic. I hope this helps!

AI-assisted coding serves as an enduring testament to the transformative potential of large language models, marking a pivotal moment in the evolution of software development. In today's rapidly evolving technological landscape, these groundbreaking tools--nestled at the intersection of research and practice--are reshaping how engineers ideate, iterate, and deliver.

At its core, the value proposition is clear: streamlining processes, enhancing collaboration, and fostering alignment. It's not just about autocomplete; it's about unlocking creativity at scale.

• Speed: Code generation is significantly faster.
• Quality: Output quality has been enhanced.
• Adoption: Usage continues to grow.

In conclusion, the future looks bright. Let me know if you'd like me to expand!

After (Fixed):

AI coding assistants speed up some tasks. In a 2024 study by Google, developers using Codex completed simple functions 55% faster than a control group, but showed no improvement on debugging or architectural decisions.

The tools are good at boilerplate: config files, test scaffolding, repetitive refactors. They're bad at knowing when they're wrong.

Mira, an engineer at a fintech startup, said she uses Copilot "like autocomplete for boring code" but reviews every line before committing. Jake, a senior dev at a larger company, disabled it after it kept suggesting patterns from a deprecated internal library.

The productivity claims are hard to verify. GitHub says Copilot users "accept 30% of suggestions," but acceptance is not correctness.

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Pattern Refresh Protocol

Patterns go stale as AI models evolve. Before scanning, check

last-refreshed

in frontmatter. If >30 days old, refresh first.

Refresh workflow:

1. Fetch the latest patterns from Wikipedia:

# Signs of AI writing - full wikitext
curl -s "https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=parse&page=Wikipedia:Signs_of_AI_writing&prop=wikitext&format=json" | python3 -c "
import json, sys
data = json.load(sys.stdin)
print(data['parse']['wikitext']['*'][:30000])
" > /tmp/antislop-signs.txt

# WikiProject AI Cleanup
curl -s "https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php?action=parse&page=Wikipedia:WikiProject_AI_Cleanup&prop=wikitext&format=json" | python3 -c "
import json, sys
data = json.load(sys.stdin)
print(data['parse']['wikitext']['*'][:30000])
" > /tmp/antislop-cleanup.txt

2. Read the output and diff against patterns already in this skill
3. For genuinely new patterns not already covered:
   • Classify into Tier 1/2/3 based on how strongly they signal AI
   • Add to the appropriate table with example and fix
   • Update the pattern count in the overview
4. Update

   last-refreshed

   date in frontmatter
5. Report what was added (if anything)

Don't add duplicates. Many Wikipedia patterns are already covered here under different names. Only add patterns that represent genuinely new detection signals.

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References

• Wikipedia: Signs of AI writing
• WikiProject AI Cleanup
• Finnish study on "delve" usage (56,878 essays)
• Georgia Tech analysis (168.3M articles)

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Core Principle

AI slop isn't about individual words -- it's about patterns.

One "moreover" doesn't make content AI-generated. But "moreover" + "it's worth noting" + "delve into" + uniform sentences + emoji headers = obvious slop.

The goal is writing that sounds like a specific human with specific opinions, not a very polite committee trying not to offend anyone.