Skills math-slop

Name: math-slop
Author: openclaw

Generate satirical "math slop" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for "math slop."

install

source · Clone the upstream repo

git clone https://github.com/openclaw/skills

Claude Code · Install into ~/.claude/skills/

T=$(mktemp -d) && git clone --depth=1 https://github.com/openclaw/skills "$T" && mkdir -p ~/.claude/skills && cp -r "$T/skills/0xmugen/maths-rage-bate" ~/.claude/skills/openclaw-skills-math-slop && rm -rf "$T"

OpenClaw · Install into ~/.openclaw/skills/

T=$(mktemp -d) && git clone --depth=1 https://github.com/openclaw/skills "$T" && mkdir -p ~/.openclaw/skills && cp -r "$T/skills/0xmugen/maths-rage-bate" ~/.openclaw/skills/openclaw-skills-math-slop && rm -rf "$T"

manifest: skills/0xmugen/maths-rage-bate/SKILL.md

Math Slop Generator

Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

Quick Generate

node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

Example Output

```
\varphi^{\ln e} = \varphi^{i^4}
```
→ φ¹ = φ¹
```
e^{i\pi} + 1 + \gamma = 0 + \gamma
```
→ Euler + γ both sides
```
\tau - 2\pi = e^{i\pi} + 1
```
→ 0 = 0

\sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x}

→ 2 = 2¹

Rendering

The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:

Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com
Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex

Formula Types

Add zeros:
```
(φ-φ)
```
,
```
ln(1)
```
,
```
e^{iπ}+1
```
,
```
sin(0)
```
Multiply by ones:
```
e^0
```
,
```
i⁴
```
,
```
sin²θ+cos²θ
```
Both sides: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
Euler mashups: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
Golden ratio: φ² = φ+1 variations